Shit Desi Kids Have Said To Parents And Actually Gotten Away With

Shit Desi Kids Have Said To Parents And Actually Gotten Away With

Desi kids have a tendency to match the levels of scrutiny that desi parents level against them with equal haramipan.

Here’s all the shit desi kids have gotten away with, mostly lying (kids, be good to your parents, lying is bad!):

 

1. Abhi khana nahi khaoun ga

When your friends have planned some night khaaba and you’re dodging those 11 pm calls from home that say ‘usske gher waley sub mehmanoun ko bhooka rakhtey hain kya?’

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2. Usski gaari kharaab hogayi thi, iss liye late hogaye

Before you’ve even left their house.

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3. Raat ko mein Sehrish ke ghar ruk gayi kyunke parhte parhte late hogae thay.

When you know you definitely weren’t studying.

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4. Traffic bohat hai, bas pohnch rahay hain

Ji beta, sarrkein sirf tub hi bharti hain jub aap gher tashreef la rahay hotey hain.

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5. Nahi, wo dost cigarette pi rahay thay

Meri aadhi dabbi doesn’t really count.

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6. Woh toh sirf class fellow hai

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7. Cigarette mere nahi hain, Ali(na) waapis lena bhool gaya(i)

Ali(na) ne waapis sirf issliye nai liye because it wasn’t his/her brand.

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8. Juldi gher aajaounga(i)

Lol, who are you kidding? You know you’re gonna be late AF, cuz *plans*

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9. Sir ne parhaya tha nahi, exam mein dey diya

In every course..of every semester..of every institute.

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10. Attendance ka masla nai hai, wo Sir ko mere se masla hai khaas.

And those 13-out-of-20 classes I missed are all a nazar ka dhoka.

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11. Paisey photocopy per lug gaye saarey ke saarey

(read: chai, cigarette, significant other, dost ki chai, khaana)

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12. Petrol ke liye paisay chahiye

Nope.

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13. Wahaan sirf larkiyaan houn gi/wahaan sirf larkiyaan houn gi

Muzakkar, mua’nnas…kya farq parta hai? At the end of the day, we’re all human beings

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14. Asal mein virus aagaya hai laptop mein, issliye aesi cheezein khul rahi hain

Astaghfirullah, taubah taubah taubah, ask (insert brother’s name here), he’s the one who used my laptop last

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15. Baby tau mein Alina ko pyar sey kehti houn/Ali ko mazaak mein baby kehte hain, ussi ka message hai

Upni aulaad per yaqeen nai tau baat kerwa doun? *pleasedontpickuppleasedontpickup*

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Have you gotten away with anything else? Let us know in the comments below.


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