15 Pick Up Lines That You Should NEVER EVER Use On A Girl

15 Pick Up Lines That You Should NEVER EVER Use On A Girl

Pakistan is a land known for many things. Great pick up lines isn’t one of them. Here’s a look at some pick up lines that are painfully funny.

 

1. You want to make fraaandship?

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2. I don’t want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!

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3. You put the desi in desirable.

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4. You are the chutney to my samosa.

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5. After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash’Allah. The next was Inshallah!

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6. Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

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7. Are you a chinioti/memon? Because I think I’m your cousin.

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8. Do you like bananas? If yes, then you should come with me because I’m akela.

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9. Hey girl, I just saw the moon…in your eyes. Eid Mubarak.

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10. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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11. Baby are you from Turkey? Because every time I look at you I become tharkee.

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12. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part. 

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13. Are you part of Taliban? Because you just blew me away.

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14. Our parents engaged us when we were little… they must have forgotten to tell you.

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15. Baby wanna be my jalaibee?

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Stay strong ladies.


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