Before we dive into the scandalous journey here’s a little backstory for the uninitiated. So, Pakistani Minister for Information and Broadcasting, the virgin tongued, Mr. Pervez Rasheed “tried” to talk about the scandalous life of political rival Imran Khan’s son(s) who apparently are studying at a university called Middlesex, in the UK:
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Naturally, social media is a darling in situations like this and the hashtag to beat all hashtags was born. Here are some of the gems for your dirty mouthed pleasure:
1. This town with a PG13 name
Lower Topa #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016
2. This whole country which is wuzu worthy
BRAzil#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016
Well tbh, the people of this country do make it wuzu worthy, if you know what I mean 😉
3. This absolutely scandalous university in Sweden
Pervaiz Rasheed's least favourite university… #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName pic.twitter.com/M0WlpeyZck
— Bilal Farooqi (@bilalfqi) May 1, 2016
4. Or this one in Turkey
Koc University in Turkey #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Sarmad Amer (@TheRedGlasses) May 2, 2016
5. Here’s a place he can actually probably not name (and neither can we)
Szczebrzeszyn, Poland #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Natalia Laskowska (@cukiereczki) May 1, 2016
Can you?
6. This Australian city whose name is too real for any man in Pakistan’s hot summer season
??? I am done #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName pic.twitter.com/4bfNqZasMz
— Raveem Choudhry (@ExplorePakistan) May 1, 2016
7. This American town whose name actually does need to be reviewed
Hookersville, West Virginia #placespervaizrasheedcantname
— Daaniyal (@le_Sabre) May 1, 2016
8. These dirty villages in Pakistan
There is a village nea Ghorra Gulley that does not even have the 'lai' in it ?#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName https://t.co/LTsnLrwaDY
— °~ دیسی ایکٹیوسٹ (@DesiActivist) May 2, 2016
9. This place which is an insult to its citizens
Believe it or not there is a place called "GANDU" in Nigeria
— Arnold ShalwarNikker (@DaPakiGuy) May 1, 2016
10. All the towns and cities in the world ending on S-E-X
Sussex #placespervaizrasheedcantname
— Kabeer Arora (@Bhagat_Kabeer) May 1, 2016
Essex, Middlsex(that actually started this whole thing) and all the other sexes.
11. This totally NSFW Austrian town
This town in Austria #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName pic.twitter.com/57BssNzDM5
— I. (@imdadawan) May 1, 2016
Seriously, Austria. Are you for real?
12. These pornographic city names
@ZarrarKhuhro #placespervaizrasheedcantname
Cockburn (Australia)
Cockington (UK)
Threeway (Virginia)
Climax Spring (Missouri)— Omar Shahid (@omarshahid_) May 1, 2016
13. This unfortunately named lake in Pakistan
@ZarrarKhuhro lulu-sar lake #placespervaizrasheedcantname
— Usama Hamdani (@UsamaHamdani) May 1, 2016
14. This Japanese town whose name is easily substituted as an insult
Gofuku, Japan#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Uncle Bezaar (@saadsiddiqui87) May 2, 2016
15. This weird AF place
#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName@ZarrarKhuhro https://t.co/UuS63Z9hMa pic.twitter.com/D7ZNyR2Wz9
— M.I.Aslam (@maroonian32) May 2, 2016
16. And this city where he would never step foot in. Ever.
#PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName@ZarrarKhuhro https://t.co/bZNMAs3SAf pic.twitter.com/iBagfuYNsZ
— M.I.Aslam (@maroonian32) May 2, 2016
17. This rather bumpy road in Pakistan
He will have to do Wazzu everytime he travels through BUND road! #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— Usman Sheikh (@usmanraufsheikh) May 2, 2016
18. And finally, this scandalous heart of Pakistan
LaWhore. #PlacesPervaizRasheedCantName
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) May 1, 2016
BONUS: He can probably name this place
British Virgin Islands #placespervaizrasheedcantname
Oh wait…
— Saiber Bullie (@QasimZaidi_) May 1, 2016
Some of these places are so scandalous, we think he might need to perform wuzu three times, just for good measure.
What other dirty places can you think of?
Cover Image via: Samaa TV
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