Everything That Goes Through A Pakistani Feminist’s Head When She’s Invited To A Shaadi

Everything That Goes Through A Pakistani Feminist’s Head When She’s Invited To A Shaadi

Shaadi in Pakistan is a super festive occasion,but sometimes, probably, only for those who are getting married. The rest of us just attend all these weddings either for roti or to look for potential brides/grooms for ourselves by expanding our rishta networking skills.

Here are all the thoughts that go through almost every Pakistani girls’ head while getting ready for a wedding:

 

1. “I am finally going to be able to wear my new Asifa Nabeel copy jora that I spent so much money on.”

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2.  “But should I be wearing such fancy clothes? What if the qorma ruins my brand new clothes?” 

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3.  “Maybe I should wear that Khaadi Khaas dress instead, it’s not AS fancy.”

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4. “But what if one of the dulha‘s friends is hot and rich? Gotta look pretty for that.”

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5. “I am a strong independent woman who doesn’t need to “attract” men with her looks.” 

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6. “But I CAN look pretty for myself so I’ll just wear my new Kylie lipkit because I like it.”

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7. “Tyar tou main apne liye hee hon gee lekin ho sakta hai kisi ko pasand hee ajaun?

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8. ” Acha heels or no heels? Chalna ata nai hai mujhe, don’t wanna look like a penguin in front of all the cute boys.”

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9. “Okay stop with all the cute boy thoughts. You are not going to wear heels because you won’t be able to dance properly. Haaaaaann, that’s a better justification.”

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10. “But I don’t even know how to dance elegantly and… that Arslan during the dance practices really checked me out… here comes the cute boys thoughts again…”

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11. “Maybe I should just make an excuse and don’t go altogether.”

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12. “But when else am I ever going to use all this fancy make-up that I have bought?”

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13. “Damn it! I am not going. Netflix and Pizza. Keh dun gi mujhe bukhaar hogya

But, I don’t even have Netflix…

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