Keeping the current wave of obnoxious and disturbing religious fatwa alive, from the crevices of “beat them lightly” has risen another misguided phoenix, this time concerning cannabis and an “ugly” wife.

A Moroccon imam has allowed men with “ugly” wives to get high before sex

To quote the fatwa itself:

“This is the ideal men who are unfortunately married with ugly-looking wives so that they can see them, under the effects of the drugs, as beautiful women, like Houris or lovely nymphs”

 

On a scale of 1 to 10…

That’s not all. Even in his sojourn social media spike, the Salafi imam has set some ground-rules for Indian hemp consumption. Nobody gets off with a free pass.

Only men less than 40 years of age can use this fatwa to their benefit

Sorry, all older men. You can’t perform either way.

You get only 30 minutes in druggie heaven

Be sure not to get too high so you accidentally die and meet the actual hoors you’re so desperate to emulate.

According to the Fatwa, the drugs also can only be used in the evening (?)

Because photosynthesis?

Upon news of this religious edict, one religious figure stated that it was a wise solution for men who have been tested on this Earth with ugly wives.

However, I’m more concerned about my sisters with the incredibly unfortunate looking misters. Do they get to shoot marijuana as well? After all, in Pakistan, we’re told larka perha likha hona chaiye, well settled hona chaiye, shakal mein kya rakha hay? 

So, women bury your dreams of Ryan Goslings and trade them for Ajay Devgans.

Puff, puff, pass?

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