15 Totally Absurd Things You Get To Hear If You Are A LUMS Student

15 Totally Absurd Things You Get To Hear If You Are A LUMS Student

The moment you step out of the LUMS bubble, there is a myriad of absurd things that you get to hear about how “spoiled” and “arrogant” you are, just because you go to LUMS.

People will try and tell you things about LUMS that you have never seen or heard of. In order to put an end to the vicious cycle of  these pre-conceived notions that keep cropping up again and again, we asked a number of luminites about things they get to hear when they go out. The responses were shockingly hilarious.

Here is glimpse into some of them:

 

1. “LUMS kay hain, easy life hai. Career set hai. Jobs araam sey milti hai.”

Source: Salman Shafqat Bajwa Via: Facebook
Source: Salman Shafqat Bajwa Via: Facebook

I promise, 95% of us have to run around relentlessly to get a respectable job.

 

2. “Your dorms must be co-ed, right?”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Oh, how we wish.

 

3. “Zaroor boyfriend ho ga/drink karti hogi

Also known as “LUMS mein toh sab ki aapas mein shadian ho jaati hain“.

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Striving to lighten our parents’ burden since 1985. Wohoooo!

 

4. “You’re too shy for a LUMS girl. LUMS ki larkian toh bari aggressive hoti hain“.

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

What does that even mean…

 

5. “Kahaa tha LUMS na bhejo, dimaagh kharaab hogaya hai, hawaa lag gayi hai! Ziada he Women Rights ki champion bangayi hai, shaadi karain iski fauran“.

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

 

6.  “LUMS ki ho? Tabb tou stupid liberal community ka hissa hogi tum jo hamaari pyaaaaari Army ko buraa bhala kehti hai. Taubah taubah, mulk se ghaddaari tou dekho, Baloch separatists ko support karti hai, anti-nationalist kahin ki!”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

 

7. LUMS walay Rs 200 extra ke liye job switch kar lete hain.

Source: Tumblr
Source: Tumblr

 

8. LUMS mein gari ho tou sari larkian friends ban jati hain?

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Oh, well! I reserve my right to remain silent here.

 

9. “Wahan ja ke log atheist ho jatey hein…Astaghfirullah

 

Source: Deenga.com
Source: Deenga.com

We have a Masjid and a full-fledged LUMS Religious Society, I promise.

 

10. “Yaar, LUMS mein bandiyaan bhi sutte maarti hain? Bara maahol hai!”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Matlab sirf larkon ka cigarette peena justified hai?

 

11. “LUMS graduates ki gardan me sarriya hota hai, there’s something wrong with their attitude.”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

We need jobs as much as anyone else, you know…

 

12. “BBA kar rahe ho LUMS se?”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

I swear, we do not have BBA at LUMS.

 

13. “Paisay kahan kharch kardeti ho saaray, drugs tau nahi start kardein? LUMS walon ka kia pata, kuch bhi karletay hain dekha dekhi.”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

 

14. “Kisi LUMS ki larki ka number hee dilwa do…”

Source: deenga.com
Source: deenga.com

Oh, the irony.

 

15. And the famous “Tumhey LUMS bhaij diya. Apnay aur kisi bachay ko nai bhaijna. LUMS ke ho kar reh jatay hain.”

Source: Tumblr
Source: Tumblr

Let us just try asking before assuming stuff on our own, shall we? 🙂

 

Cover Image Via: Hannan Ather 



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