Let’s just agree 2016 was a very shitty year in terms of everybody’s love life, discounting all the folks that signed up for some halal sex and a lifestyle of ghar ki gol rotis (lucky you). There were heartbreaks with some of your celebrity crushes simply dropping dead and the world basically just went to hell. 2017 is upon us and so,let us continue to strive for love and companionship. Aakhir aglay December tak abhi bhi time hay 😉
With that being said, let’s reflect on some of the things you shouldn’t say OR DO this year in front of or around your crush (or potential crush):
1. This tried and tested subliminal packaging of the word, “Acha”:
I deserve an award 4 most awkward conversation with their crush pic.twitter.com/PpaCS2UWjl
— r i m s h a (@healyvocalist) March 9, 2015
2. This moment of sheer “drama mama”:
*Crush says "hi" to other guy*
Me: "Acha chalta hun, duaan me yaad rakhna"— Sky is Neela (@SkyisNeela) December 21, 2016
3. This unbelievably ~smooth~ dropping of HINTS. ?
Cc @ crush. pic.twitter.com/13dsayE56m
— Malang. (@MayhemSurrounds) December 18, 2016
4. This instance when you absolutely CANNOT afford the classic “slip of the tongue”
That awkward moment When your crush asks you "who do you like?".
— Hamzaa (@HamxaMadridista) October 11, 2014
5. Annoying AF harkatein by your friends that make it ALL THE MORE obvious:
Sometimes friends just wanna ruin your life by shouting your crush's name ??
— Ren (@renaebnca) December 20, 2016
6. ?
TBT to the time crush said 'i am fine, you 69?' and I didn't know what that meant…
— Atiya Abbas (@AtiyaAbbas) December 29, 2016
7. When you’re trying so hard to impress them and fall FLAT on your face:
Me trying to impress my crush. lol so awkward. pic.twitter.com/oboeR7krmQ
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) November 10, 2016
8. When you’re finding it hard to think of some “common interests”:
I want to talk to my crush but then again, I'm so quiet and awkward, and she doesn't like science a lot so I don't know wtf to talk about.
— ? (@CosmicEquations) August 10, 2015
9. When you didn’t realize you’re basically a pedo:
That awkward moment when you're started to have a crush on someone and she turns out to be just 16.
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) June 29, 2014
10. When your crush has LEGIT no taste:
that awkward moment when your crush is giving a RT spree to a guy named "Prince of Hearts"
Munaasib
— HASSAN حسن (@AurTezHassan) March 24, 2014
11. When you got tired of all the hints he’s missed so basically JUST PUT IT ALL OUT THERE:
Rozana Tobah krney wali duaien crush ko bhejte hoon, dunya main tu mila nae ye na ho akhrat main bhe jahanum main ja k mujhe akela krdey
— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) January 4, 2017
12. When you don’t double check your texts and fall prey to Autocorrect disasters:
Crush texted me to invite me to a place & I replied with I'm coming except autocorrect changed it to I'm committed, Y IS LIFE LYK DIS?
— نور (@NoorHSumra) January 15, 2016
13. When all you use a pick-up line that’s just SO BAD:
Me to my ignorant crush: I am gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears
— Majestic ? (@Cacophoniee) January 24, 2015
14. And when all try your best and you don’t succeed:
The feeling is same when crush talks to you whole night and ends up saying "goodnight, friend" pic.twitter.com/pPNwGQojK8
— Saniya (@Saniyazing) January 4, 2017
Guess you can try your luck NEXT YEAR ???
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