If your best relationship in life is with your food then this one’s for you
You might not be very good with relationships in general but the best one in your life, the only one that seems to be steady is when you’re looking at that sexy little samosa of yours. If biryani is what gives you wet dreams (in your mouth, obvi), you, dear friend are in a steady relationship with your food.
Here are the tell tale signs:
1. It’s the first and last thing on your mind each day
2. You plan your day according to what you’ll eat that day
3. You don’t like plans that don’t involve food
4. You sometimes attend a party or an event just because food will be served there
5. When someone says free food, you float to where they are automatically
6. You have all the best restaurants and their best dishes on your fingertips
7. Most of your money is spent on food
8. Waiter’s in restaurants recognize you and delivery call operators call you by your first name
Sir aap kahan thay itne dinon se, itna yaad kia apko
9. When your favorite food is unavailable, you shatter right there at the cash counter
10. The best way to make up to you is food
11. You have favorites, from a rerhee to expensive hotels
You don’t discriminate when it comes to food.
12. No matter what happy occasion it is, you never shy away from screaming “treaaaat!”
13. There even has been a discussion on what will be served on your funeral for your friends after you depart this world.
Sabko biryani millay gi.
14. For some reason you always finish your meal faster than your friends
Tum log abhi tak first bite pe ho?
15. Chai after a good meal is a must
16. You start thinking about the dessert even before the main course is served
No matter how much you have eaten, there’s always some place for dessert.
17. You don’t mind eating leftover food from eons ago
As long as it doesn’t show obvious signs of rotting, you eat it.
18. You flood your friend’s WhatsApp with food pictures
19. When someone tells you not to eat something because you’re getting fat, you ignore them like a pro
20. You watch every food advertisement with fascination
Even if it’s all shaadi dancing over the new desi ghee, it has food in it.
21. You can talk about food for hours in staggering details
Or make articles out of it 😉
22. When food is served you’re the first one to run
23. The best memories you have with people also involves food so of course your best relationship has to be food, right?
Wish you and your food a happy life.
Cover image via: Sheraz Photography