A new star is born.
Meet Abdullah.
Abdullah doesn’t follow anyone on Instagram. He only follows Allah.
This is him looking dandy.
This is him going nom nom on a cookie.
This is him feeling festive.
This is him feeling accomplished.
This is him giving bad news.
This is him lazing around.
This is him putting his game face on.
This is him after a long day.
After an imaginary phadda.
Now he’s in the loo.
At a dim-lit parking lot.
In bed.
At a friend’s place.
At work.
At an interview.
In class.
At a wedding.
He has a gallery full of close-up photos WITH THE SAME EXPRESSION.
Talk about being consistent.
Follow the actual Eid ka chaand, if you aren’t already.