You all must’ve heard or read about flavored condoms. There are fruity ones such as strawberry, apple, and orange. Bubble gum and mint have also gained popularity in recent years. ( Not in Pakistan of course, tauba tauba). Some contraceptive companies, however, have taken their obsession with flavors to a whole new extreme.
You now have coffee flavored ones that make one wonder, surely there are better ways to get your daily dose of caffeine
There are garlic ones, as well. An innovative way to guard you against vampires if you ask me 😉
Some people just want to make the world more haraam than it already is by making these booze flavored condoms
Seriously what is up with goras? I guess this is what ‘thora daru vich pyar milakey‘ means.
However, all of these are nothing compared to the Achaar flavored condoms by our friends across the border
Yeah, you heard that right. They are calling it the ‘achaari masti’. Quite clever if you ask me. Anyway, an Indian contraceptive company called ‘ManForce’ just posted this on social media.
If the name Manforce wasn’t already inappropriate enough. Now we have this.
We aren’t sure whether the company actually plans to launch such a product or it’s just a troll thingie.
Regardless, the product does have a lot of people talking
Achar na khaana pade isilliye toh condom pahente hai, Yeh kya C^%%$%$yapa hai. @ManforceIndia pic.twitter.com/0LIxYKQrnY
— offensivitis (@offensivitis) August 4, 2017
India : how do we control our population and starvation
Manforce : pic.twitter.com/mWOaloX345
— hooman of Jupiter (@apka_hamdard_) August 4, 2017
Some were concerned about the after effects of the mirchi laced condom
*After using Manforce achari flavour* pic.twitter.com/XNvSsnqRB4
— Kawar Gill (@iamgillkawar) August 6, 2017
After using achari condom..mirchi ka achar aa Gaya lagta pic.twitter.com/iF14V806fa
— Dat sarcastic doctor (@sirfyou) August 4, 2017
While others already have a bad taste in their mouth without actually using it
I can never look at Parantha & achaar the same way again after @ManforceIndia Achaari condom, ruined for life…
— Rumana (@RumanaNazarali) August 4, 2017
The trolls had a field day of course. It’s like they were dreaming for this day since a millennia
Meanwhile at the Manforce Condom RnD lab…. pic.twitter.com/TrYFUDxjzQ
— Kajol Srinivasan (@LOLrakshak) August 4, 2017
Manforce came up with new condom flavor, achari.
What are you manforce, our grandmother?— Jivya (@jivyaA) August 4, 2017
Saas: Bahu, achar daala yaa nahi? Bahu: Daal diya maa ji, aaj achar tumhare bete ne daala hai. ??? pic.twitter.com/nFgW03MaGH
— Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) August 3, 2017
It’s times like these that I am glad Pakistan was declared a separate nation back in 1947. May God bless Quaid-e-Azam Mohammad Ali Jinnah. We got 99 problems but achaar condom ain’t one.