For starters, let’s take some pride in the fact that our twitter rage has moved away from politicians. Now, let’s have a good laugh at these PSL tweets.
1. Will PSL earn you a place in Jannah?
Dekho yeh PSL waghaira saari dunyaawi cheezain hain
Where in Quran it is written that you have to win PSL?— Rana Talha Asfar (@RTAluvzAfridi) February 6, 2016
2. Dama Dam Qalandar, what?
Dama Dam Mast Qalandar,
Ahista ahista dressing room ke andar.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) February 6, 2016
3. Islamabadis reclaiming public spaces after last night.
Love Lahore for making us feel better about our teams and accents.
— oa (@omairraslam) February 6, 2016
4. You can’t see me, my time isn’t now.
Lahoris right now pic.twitter.com/LDOPlULGzP
— Shumail (@Shumyl) February 6, 2016
5. Umar Akmal be like…
Lahore Qalandars ahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah pic.twitter.com/JikHNRsq03
— Chelsea Urdu (@ChelseaUrdu) February 6, 2016
6. Mood.
— Shumail (@Shumyl) February 6, 2016
7. Karachiites being Karachiites.
Quetta ki jeet mein islamabadi aur lahori deewanay
— Hussain (@MHussainnn) February 6, 2016
8. Been there, felt that.
When you make new friends but they also turn out to be fucking assholes… pic.twitter.com/M2g2uAImsW
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) February 4, 2016
9. Shade.
At least we have tasted an actual win. Lahori aur Islamabadi tou secondhand win celebrate karray hain, behti ganga mei haath dho rahay hain
— commie (@Aamphilosofine) February 6, 2016
10. Cheema fanboys.
#GoCheemaGo pic.twitter.com/WLYHtcbUU7
— A h m e d (@Ahlvled_) February 6, 2016
11. Mad shade.
Islamabadis are sad cuz you just ignored their existence https://t.co/dG7kh5AsvK
— ?? (@mahnoor) February 6, 2016
12. Selfie king.
Ahmed Shehzad should change his twitter name to Shanta Kohli.
— Khattak (@shehrozekhattak) February 6, 2016
Or shanta bhen?
13. Yeh yahoodi sazishein bhi na.
GUYS PSL IS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY TO INVOKE REVOLT & HATE AMONGST US WE MUST NOT FALL PREY TO IT KYA LAHORE KYA KARACHI HUM SAB PAKISTANI HAIN
— starboy (@sparklinshit) February 6, 2016
14. In the name of united Ummah.
Just asked Lahori roommates if they feel ashamed rn. One says he's a Muslim who believes in the union of the ummah and not in cities.
— Scrappy Cocco (@BlameItOnSarum) February 6, 2016
15. Just do it.
.@lahoreqalandars start today: pic.twitter.com/7VUExApR4R
— Alif (@TisBatman) February 6, 2016
16. Fifty shades of Sania Mirza.
Karachi fans before, during and after the match. pic.twitter.com/MhyXeO4sPg
— MANI (@M4NIII) February 6, 2016
17. Meanwhile on Geo News.
"ISI is behind Lahore Qalandar's debacle"- Geo News.
— Markhor (@iFighterPilot) February 6, 2016
18. #WarkaDang
#PhirHogaZalmiKaWaar pekhawer people right now pic.twitter.com/0GKQudduE1
— amna khan ❤️ (@NadiaSaifee39) February 6, 2016
19. LOL, pls.
In other news, people from Islamabad right now: pic.twitter.com/PD5dp8IZ7j
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) February 6, 2016
20. Oh, shit.
Lahoris trying to enter the PSL banter. pic.twitter.com/mVnI10zvay
— Khattak (@shehrozekhattak) February 6, 2016
21. Just for kicks.
Just going to watch Karachi Twitter have a slow meltdown to give my soul some comfort.
— Buffetkhor (@MyDixonCider) February 6, 2016
22. Special appearance by Dr. Shahid Masood.
End of Times for Karachi pic.twitter.com/cUVinvPGi8
— Saiber Bullie ? (@QasimZaidi_) February 6, 2016
23. Akmal vs. Akmal.
"CAUGHT BY HIS BROTHER IT'S A TRAGEDY" – Ramiz Raja wo muhallay waali auntie hi hai.
— Hamster (@Hamster41) February 6, 2016
24. Lahoris before the match.
QALANDARRRRRS, ASSEMBLE !!! #DamaDamMast pic.twitter.com/jziDQkNUKd
— Ahmed Zulfiqar (@azkhawaja1) February 6, 2016
25. Lahoris after the match.
Dama dum mast Qalendar
Zero pe do players pavilion k ander
— Hakuna Motaapa (@SAKsays) February 6, 2016
26. A series of unfortunate events.
Misbah should name his autobiography '30-3'.
— Ali (@mhalyo) February 5, 2016
27.
Meanwhile in Karachi pic.twitter.com/xXWQnyOMLQ
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) February 6, 2016
28. Sentiments.
Karachi Kings Supporters LOLOLOLOL pic.twitter.com/6eDPB2BSh9
— Ammar Ashraf (@AmmarAshraf) February 6, 2016
29. Magar beach tou Karachi ke paas hay.
Karachi k paas ansuon ka samandur bhi hojae ga aaj. Humsay agay hi rahen gay wo hamesha.
— Talha. (@TalhaAhmadd) February 6, 2016
30. Poor Lahoris.
Lahore nahi mandir ka ghanta hogaya. Jo araha hai baja raha hai.?
— dopechief (@Freaktesam) February 6, 2016
31. There there, Lahoris.
Supporters of Lahore Qalandars right now: pic.twitter.com/LWkSt3CfnV
— Arnold ShalwarNikker (@DaPakiGuy) February 5, 2016