Your dad needs a little bit of relief every now and then, now that it is his day this Sunday, here are just some of the silliest jokes you can share a laugh with him this Father’s Day.
1. I know I shouldn’t have had seafood. I’m feeling eel.
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2. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
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3. What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody nose…
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4. Can February March? No, but April May.
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5. What did the koala bear say at his interview? I have all the koala-fications.
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6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two tired.
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7. I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
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8. How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
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9. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Lahore Zoo.
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10. I thought about going on an all-almond diet….. But that’s just nuts.
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11. Why does everyone invite the mushroom to the party? Because he’s a fungi.
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12. Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
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13. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its ok, he woke up.
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14. What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison.
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15. I asked the checkout girl for a date. She said “They’re in the fruit aisle next to the bananas.”
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