One of the staple features of Pakistani culture is our love for staying together, like a big herd of sheep. The many characters in our families are the reason for fond memories when we venture out far into the world. Despite all the unique drama of your own family there are some types of family members that can be found in almost any Pakistani household. Here’s some of ’em.
1. The Fun Maamoo
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He is quick with his wit and generous with his wallet. And all this makes him the life of all family parties.
2. The Pessimistic Phupho
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She worries about everything, always thinking of the worst case scenario. On top of it, she WON’T STOP ARTICULATING HER FEARS!
3. The Story-telling Taaya
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Remember that one time he fought off a guy with a gun who wanted to steal his car? Or how about that time he jumped off a cliff, a 100 meters high, into the cold water? He has a treasure trove of stories to captivate all ages.
4. The Chef-in-the-family Khala
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The best paaye are from her kitchen. Also, the biryani and karahi gosht and saag paneer and… You always have a good excuse to pay her a visit.
5. The Sleepy Dada
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Without a care about what is happening around him, this ol’ chap can fall asleep anywhere. He even dozes off mid sentence. His own sentence.
6. The Star Cousin
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He got into the top med school, secured a travel grant for a year in Europe, participated in a conference for world peace in Brazil and helped broker a trade deal with Australia. This kid might even know how to fly depending on who in the family you ask.
7. The Nagging Chachi ki Nand ki Dewarani ki Bhabi
“Arrey beta look at the pimples on your face!”
“Haye your hair are so thin, you will be bald soon”
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These are just some of the caustic comments in her arsenal. This distant relative will make sure she points your physical flaws when everyone can hear her. As if the mirror wasn’t enough in the morning.
8. The Know-it-all Saas
You need to follow her tried and tested tips for matters ranging from cleaning hacks to money management. She knows it all!
9. The Lost Sibling
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They will ditch every family event leaving you to face the familial firing squad all by yourself.
10. Your Solace: Ami Abu!!
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You can turn to these guys for everything. No judgments. These are your people.